One question people ask me in every meet is "do u hv a pet". I say 'no I dont. And no plans either. Near future or ever".
This days having a pet is in thing.
And especially the day when you have your pet's dubbay.
When you wake up, you get a great gift. Boy. For this reason, I shall have pets if I get such gifts. Its another thing that you havent done that great stuff to deserve the gift. Alright, you are different, you own a mania, you are trying to bridge the gaps between your country and other parts of world, you win hearts all over, you harp the change but still are to bring that change. But on your pet's birthday you win a great gift.
Its not just about the pet. Its about cattle too. Now we know that in India cattle are as common as human beings, vehicles on the roads. They share the space on the roads with pride and honor with Indians. But one of our esteemed modern ministers find that offending and he "tweets" travelling cattle class. Result ? Media coins the term "India's greatest tweet". Damn. Whats so great in it ?
The man himself is an idiot and makes him sound like an idiot when he tweets some ridiculous stuff. He harps on being evicted out of the 5 star hotel on name of some cost cutting drive by Madam. He then goes back to twitter and tweets it. Sweets gets upset with the tweet and issues a so cas notice. This man could have been UN secreteary zeneral, but now he is a minister of state for foren affairs in government in India.
Cattle class made him noticed. Gandhi tweet made him insanely fool. Bhai, jab 62 years tak 10/2 is national holiday (one of 3) why does he want it to make it a working day ? And why only work on 10/2 ? His colleagues never work, be it 10/2 or 8/15 or 1/26. What about them ? Will he tweet them to work ?
And if you are rich or have any of your relative in government service please save good enough money to build memorial of yours. And if you come from a specific caste, region or religion or speak a particular language then dont offend others. You might need to apologize to their goons and surrender though walk free staring a hapless Pandu at the traffic signal.
I feel everybody in Pune should download the google maps on their cell phone so that they dont need to ask "the Bhamte Puneris" about the address and then get guided to wrong address. Outright funny. You go to a place in Pune and ask a normal looking common man " bhau ya address was kas jaicha" (How to go to this address"). The man would give you a cattle class look and say "m i a pet of yours or m i a maya tawi to tell u a address". Or he would laugh and say "go this , then there, here and there, yaha waha and then kaha". Only to end up at wrong address. Puneris find fun in this. Could you believe some of them even charge 10 Rs for every line of address telling.
Alright, the 3 individuals I spoke of :
This days having a pet is in thing.
And especially the day when you have your pet's dubbay.
When you wake up, you get a great gift. Boy. For this reason, I shall have pets if I get such gifts. Its another thing that you havent done that great stuff to deserve the gift. Alright, you are different, you own a mania, you are trying to bridge the gaps between your country and other parts of world, you win hearts all over, you harp the change but still are to bring that change. But on your pet's birthday you win a great gift.
Its not just about the pet. Its about cattle too. Now we know that in India cattle are as common as human beings, vehicles on the roads. They share the space on the roads with pride and honor with Indians. But one of our esteemed modern ministers find that offending and he "tweets" travelling cattle class. Result ? Media coins the term "India's greatest tweet". Damn. Whats so great in it ?
The man himself is an idiot and makes him sound like an idiot when he tweets some ridiculous stuff. He harps on being evicted out of the 5 star hotel on name of some cost cutting drive by Madam. He then goes back to twitter and tweets it. Sweets gets upset with the tweet and issues a so cas notice. This man could have been UN secreteary zeneral, but now he is a minister of state for foren affairs in government in India.
Cattle class made him noticed. Gandhi tweet made him insanely fool. Bhai, jab 62 years tak 10/2 is national holiday (one of 3) why does he want it to make it a working day ? And why only work on 10/2 ? His colleagues never work, be it 10/2 or 8/15 or 1/26. What about them ? Will he tweet them to work ?
And if you are rich or have any of your relative in government service please save good enough money to build memorial of yours. And if you come from a specific caste, region or religion or speak a particular language then dont offend others. You might need to apologize to their goons and surrender though walk free staring a hapless Pandu at the traffic signal.
I feel everybody in Pune should download the google maps on their cell phone so that they dont need to ask "the Bhamte Puneris" about the address and then get guided to wrong address. Outright funny. You go to a place in Pune and ask a normal looking common man " bhau ya address was kas jaicha" (How to go to this address"). The man would give you a cattle class look and say "m i a pet of yours or m i a maya tawi to tell u a address". Or he would laugh and say "go this , then there, here and there, yaha waha and then kaha". Only to end up at wrong address. Puneris find fun in this. Could you believe some of them even charge 10 Rs for every line of address telling.
Alright, the 3 individuals I spoke of :
- Barack Obama who won the peace prize today on his dog's bday.
- Shashi Thuroor who tweeted on the austerity drive of madam Gandhi.
- Chief Minister of a state and an abrasive character who is building her own statues in her own life time.
ENjoy the weekends guys.
Fuck you SM......
4 comments:
lols. didnt know abt the chief minister building statues for herself...
You know what the TN chief minister did ?? He announced state movie awards with 3 awards to his rotten film n one award to himself for best writer !!!
n shashi Tharoor... one word... 'Moron'
no comments on Obama... I like the dude... he he
Sad state of affairs :( We always get the best set of politicians, don't you think?
Even i dont have pets:-) I was in pune for 2 years but I didnt face any such problems. maybe people have their own experiences. You seems to be in a blurting mood.
The karnataka chief minister has declared a padyatra and he is walking down to different areas to collect funds for the relief victims.
I hate her,recently i visited this state and I could see everywhere only her big big posters :(.can't she spend money in anything else instead of building her own statues...i wish main us statue par chandan ka haar daal pati lol :)
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